Syllable Counter Gifts

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Heart Health Levels

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

Entry level astronomer...

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Accounting for the pandemic

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."