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"Be ready to really perform on this job. You'll be singing my praises and dancing to my tune."

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Moon: Made in China

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Look! There's Santa!'

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

Do not pass.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"I love their use of space"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

One Way/Two Ways.

"I love a scary film"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

Convent's laundry.

Car Restrictions

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

Danger: Falling Woks.

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'