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"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

Desert Island BBQ

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

The End is Nigh

Evil Villain.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"You had me at hell."

Houdini.

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

The Hypnotato,

Houdini's Dog.

Villain Academy

"He loves me!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

Rabbits $5.

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Dog nail bed.

Houdini's first magic trick.

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

"I'm awesome!!"