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"I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes."

Desert Island BBQ

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

The End is Nigh

Evil Villain.

Houdini.

"You had me at hell."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

George Baker

The Hypnotato,

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Houdini's Dog.

"He loves me!"

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Villain Academy

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

Rabbits $5.

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

Dog nail bed.

Houdini's first magic trick.

'One for the money... two for the show... three to get ready, and four to...'

"I'm awesome!!"