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'You call him 'Spineless', the boss calls him 'flexible'.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Dirty Tricks Dept.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Chess on TV

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

The Government That Cried Wolf

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

*2020

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

Please, please please let me be the one to tell him we outsourced his job.

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

Highway ends with sign "Whatever"

"He knows nothing of the Superglue theft and he's sticking to the facts."

Vote Glibney! Give government back to the people! 'What's the point? -- they'd just sell it on E-Bay.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

How bipartisanship really works...'Still the best congress money can buy!'

"I know, same here. Angsting about the Zeitgeist like there is no tomorrow."