Sycophant Spotter Prints

"Be ready to really perform on this job. You'll be singing my praises and dancing to my tune."

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Moon: Made in China

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Look! There's Santa!'

Do not pass.

'I must say Cringley in these days of whizz kids it's refreshing to find a good old fashioned groveller....'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Road signs of Aging

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"I love their use of space"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

One Way/Two Ways.

"I love a scary film"

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

'I see live people.'

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

'I'll be glad when the lawyer awards are over...'

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Danger: Falling Woks.

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

You Are Here. This sign made possible by a grant from the CIA and the Dept. of Homeland Security.