Sword Lore Fan Pillows

A bearded man holding a sword

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Epic Battles

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Scheduel.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword