Swole Sweethearts Gifts

Powerful Love.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Is that pancake ready yet?

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Plum jam...

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Heart-shaped guitar

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

ONE IN A MILLION

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Cricket Lovers

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Love Birds love loving each other

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Ferrero Rocker

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom