Swole Sweethearts Pillows

Powerful Love.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Is that pancake ready yet?

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Plum jam...

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Heart-shaped guitar

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Love Birds love loving each other

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Cricket Lovers

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Ferrero Rocker

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

Man who believes in second sight because he fell in love at first sight.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom

Jehovah's Fitness

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'