Switchboard Operator Gifts

'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'

"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."

"Will he know what this is regarding?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

On - Undecided - Off switch

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Snow plough creating snowmen.

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Dog's Breakfast

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".