Dishwasher Operator Gifts

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Police film evidence

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."