Sweetheart Snoggers Gifts

The first kiss.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Canine Companion

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yours is adjustable?"

Litterary Dogs.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Is that you purring?"

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Lovers embrace

Tired Woods

"Nap time."

Baby it's cold outside.

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Give us a minute, honey."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'