Sweet Sixteen Gifts

Happy Brithday Sweet Sixteen.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Who stole my candy?

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Valentines Day truck

Dogs and Cake

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Heart-shaped guitar

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"You're losing your everything."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'