Sweet 16 Gifts

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

This just in! My dad's doing flowers for a giant sweet 16 party. And�it's someone in our grade. Awesome. If we can figure out who it is, we can wangle invitations. Umm. Gotta go! Good luck with that, Twig. Who put the "sweet" in "sweet 16"?

I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car�What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Who stole my candy?

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Valentines Day truck

Dogs and Cake

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

American Pastry

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"You're losing your everything."

Happy Brithday Sweet Sixteen.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."