Sweet 16 Gifts

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Valentines Day truck

Who stole my candy?

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

American Pastry

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Dogs and Cake

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Happy Brithday Sweet Sixteen.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"You're losing your everything."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."