Sweet Collection Gifts

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

The Missing Sock Returns

Great British Eccentrics.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Baby face

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Who stole my candy?

Valentines Day truck

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Girl holding money.

Easter Bunny!

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Missing Sock

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

My first Boyfriend.

'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).