Sweet Sixteen Prints

Happy Brithday Sweet Sixteen.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The Scanner Of Love.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Who stole my candy?

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Valentines Day truck

Dogs and Cake

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Heart-shaped guitar

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"You're losing your everything."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

You're doing flowers for a sweet 16 party? Whose is it? I can't say, sweetie. The details are secret. Anyway, I don't know who's invited. Tree's Tree Nursery. Awesome. My dad goes to hotter parties than I do. Mulch.