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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Doughnut Making

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Who stole my candy?

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'But what do you sell?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"How much is the sign?"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Just bring us whatever's scurrying around the kitchen floor.'

The great Dessert Island.

I buy anything.

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

quick back to the spaceship

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"