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"Why are we losing money hand over fist under my guidance? I could answer that or. . . WHO WANTS CANDY?!!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Patissier

Mouse with a cat cake.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."