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The great Dessert Island.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Baking

Sandy Floss

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Houdini's Dog

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Pierre was full of himself.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'