Sweat-free Supporter Mugs

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Football supporters.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Football Stadium

'Oi! '

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Alex Ferguson

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Turkey...cold turkey.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

No-smoking.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

No smoking initiative.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

'Smoking or non smoking,'

'Do the patches help?'

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'Worried about chemical attacks?...Bioterrorism?...SARS?...