Sweat-free Supporter Prints

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Football supporters.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

My Life in Beards.

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Football Stadium

'Oi! '

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

On the red carpet

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Football merchandising - 1953.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Alex Ferguson

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Turkey...cold turkey.

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Manuel Pellegrini

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

No-smoking.

No smoking initiative.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"It's the only way I can get him to look at me when the World Cup is on."

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

'Do the patches help?'

'Smoking or non smoking,'

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'