Sugar-free Supporter Mugs

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'Oi! '

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

Rejected Major League Expansions

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

Turkey...cold turkey.

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

No smoking initiative.

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

No-smoking.

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

'Do the patches help?'

"Don't look left or right!"

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.