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Swans holding 50 balloons.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

Odile

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

Another episode of History Revealed!

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Danger! Snake heaven.

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'Got it!'

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

Snake -charmer's convention

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'