Swagger Stylist Gifts

"Same old same old. How about you?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Duchess of Cambridge

Solar Flares

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"It cuts air resistance."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"So you're into pointillism."

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Snorkeling Mirrors.

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

John Hancock practices his signature

'He's got the sang froid of a man with twice his money.'

Golf - Putting green.

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

The Snake Charmer