Suture Stitcher Gifts

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Sportknitting

Patient after an appendix operation

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Quilting Bee.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Woman knitting the sea

Annual sportknitting Derby

How's the sweater coming along?

You can ask for a thread there!

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

Needle work for beginners.

Knitting pretty

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

'Try wetting the thread.'

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'

Ted discovers that the Devil he knows is as full of surprises as the Devil he doesn't know.