Sustainable Salad Lover Gifts

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

The Environmentalist

Desert Island Meals.

Build Your Own Portfolio

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Like death by salad.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Diet considerations.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"More croutons, sir?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Free salad bar.

Ranch Dressing

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'