Sustainable Salad Lover Gifts

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Desert Island Meals.

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Like death by salad.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Diet considerations.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"More croutons, sir?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

Free salad bar.

Ranch Dressing

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'