Sustainability Novice Gifts

'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

Earth stove

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Your Future Home.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'