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'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Janet Leigh

Reading room

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"Get ready."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.