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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Off to see the world

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Mail's here."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Stephen King

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Mount Everest.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.