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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Off to see the world

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

Mount Everest.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.