Survivor Specialist Gifts

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

65 Million Years Ago

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!