Survivor Of The Daily Grind Gifts

"So how was your commute?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Emergency Phone.

Work Slave

Commutobile

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

A usual day.

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Miss Caldwell, write twenty letters, make five Xerox copies of each, feed the whole lot into the shredder, and then, if it's five o'clock, you may go home."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"At least you have a tree."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'