Survey Taker Pillows

A Bird answering a questionnaire "Common or garden?"

'We are too watching a game show. Baseball is a game.'

"Probiotics, antibiotics or undecided?"

Exam

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Surveys and economic interests

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

First and last day as census taker...

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'