Surreal Travel T-Shirts

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Crab with a clown face.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Vampire on a plane

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Hotel Room

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

'Are we there yet?!'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Backpacker in the cloud forest

Marcel Duchamp caricature

Tourist Attractions

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

'It gets me from A to B.'

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

Type Z Behaviour.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Travel agency warms people passing by.

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

Tourists

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