Surreal Humor Fans Pillows

"You should've left room for a lot more days!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"You idiot! What have you bought down the pub this time?"

Camelot

"Hey...is this a dream?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Guess who's teething?'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"What a way to go."

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Henry, cut that out.'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Under New Mismanagement

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Beer Lunch

"What?!"