Surreal Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Woman files God's nails.

"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

'Oh, we've got an attic. Who knew?'

World Of Cow - "I couldn't get planning permission for my long awaited head extension."

A coffee table book of coffee table books.

Some men are born great and some have gratings thrust upon them.

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

'No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing.'

Behind one door is every woman you ever desired, yours for eternity. Behind every other door is one sock you lost in life. You get one choice. Welcome to Hell!!!

Henry was startled by a sudden tap on the shoulder.

'Hmm... The weather report says we're going to get a foot of snow!'

"It was no good. He wouldn't break."

A taco stand offers 'crawling tacos' to desert crawler man.

"sometimes Eric, you are impossible!"

A couple eat from a bird feeder.

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

Burglar steals man's head and headless man posts a missing sign.

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

Time share body.

Man with fishbowl for a head squirts coworker who insults him.

Chinese dragon in the men's room

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

If you think that's weird, you should see what's outside the window.

"Find help!"

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"Remember that time your head fell off?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Trappist Monk Discord

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."