Surreal Humor Fan Pillows

"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."

'He's a specialist,,, And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved,'

"They're back"

"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

Bizarre Sights - Out of Order Tightrope.

Iain Duncan Smith bumps into the Invisible Man.

"So this is how it's going to be."

'This is a stick-up - Hand over that air guitar!'

Man waters a plant that is a man is clinging to on a cliff edge.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Man at coat check takes off tall hat and has a tall head

'I don't think that will work.'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

High up gentlemans urinal 'Upright youths'

Man's bum attached by his navel.

'We're keeping him in custard for forty-eight hours.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pyramid Builders.

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

REALLY CUCKOO CLOCK

Coat with hands.

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

"Head's up, some localised flooding."

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."

"It's nothing, dear. Just a couple of old friends..."

Paddling a Builder's Butt in the Manhole

This week in tentacles

"You must be in seat 2D."

The End is Near

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"There you are!"