Surprise Pregnancy Pillows

"Jeffrey was a surprise."

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Surprise!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Sweet surprise.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"