Surprise Pregnancy Pillows

"Jeffrey was a surprise."

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Surprise!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"