Unplanned Pregnancy Pillows

"I thought you were on the pill."

Though unplanned, it was clear to Jim and Tammy that this newborn was a blessing in disguise.

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

Baby gift

'There's no easy way for me to tell you this Brad, so I'll just say it... I'm... I'm pregnant.'

"I don't get it. We use condoms!"

"You both poked a little fun at each other. . . deal with it!"

"You've been sweeping around on me, haven't you?!"

"The most common craving in pregnancy is not to be pregnant!"

"You're what?!"

"It's a second honeymoon, she was in labour on the first one."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"I'm pregnant."

'I'm pregnant.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Husband and Pregnant wife on top of wedding cake.

'You weren't planned yet, son, but the tech support was welcome.'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Father reveal party

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"