'Let me pop in and tell him first. He hates surprises.'
Surprise Hater Gifts
Searching for a quirky gift for someone who really hates surprises? Our collection features funny, eye-catching designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for predictability and dislike for surprises. Perfect for those with a playful sense of humor, these gifts are sure to make them smile (or groan). Show you understand their personality with a thoughtful, light-hearted present that they’ll appreciate and find amusing.
Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
"Surprise!"
"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'
'I hate Mondays.'
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'
"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."
'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'
"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."
"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"
King and Jester
Vegetarian Birthdays.
Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"
'I hate surprises!'
A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.
Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!
"It's the Chef Surprise."
'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'
Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!
"Woof"
Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.
'Oh man, every time.'
"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."
Egg Surprise
"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"
Surprise Party
'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'
Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.
'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'
Surprise Hater Gifts Collection
Surprise Hater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for surprise haters—witty, funny, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Surprise Hater Pillows
Discover pillows that speak to surprise haters—funny, comfortable, and perfect for adding a touch of humor to their space.
Surprise Hater Prints
Browse prints that celebrate their dislike for surprises—eye-catching designs to showcase their personality with wit.
Surprise Hater T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for surprise haters—humorous, bold designs that let them wear their dislikes with pride.