Surprise Hater T-Shirts

'Let me pop in and tell him first. He hates surprises.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'I hate surprises!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"Woof"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Oh man, every time.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'