Surprise Appreciation Humor Pillows

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

Billy. The Kid.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Divine Desk Bins

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Comb Sweet Comb

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sheep In Curlers

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Feline Evolution.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Aggression/Security

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

Telekinetics on strike...