Surgery Satire Appreciate T-Shirts

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"It was a botched surgery."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Whoops..."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"We have a cow AND a pig heart valve. Then, we gave him chicken lips, and a farmhand. I recommend you register him with the USDA."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"Good?"

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"Did you get some work done?"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."