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Cosmetic surgery bin: 'Bits & Boobs'

Cosmetic surgeon's in and out tray:'enlarge' and 'reduce'.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Whoops..."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"Did you get some work done?"

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'