Surgery Satire Appreciator T-Shirts

'I have a golf outing today, so my son will be operating on you instead. Don't worry, he has a 'C' average in medical school.'

'After we've given you a new heart we make you a ham sandwich!'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"It was a botched surgery."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Whoops..."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

Paramedics.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"Good?"

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'We operated just in time. Another two days and you have got better on your own.'

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"Did you get some work done?"

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"