Supporters Unite Gifts

'Thanks for being there.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

'Hey, hey, hey!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Go Team!

Disappearing Liberty

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"We’re ready when you are!"

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Kyle Sinckler

Will work for dental plan.

World Cup reactions...

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'