Supporters Unite Pillows

'Thanks for being there.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

'Hey, hey, hey!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Go Team!

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

Disappearing Liberty

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"We’re ready when you are!"

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Will work for dental plan.

World Cup reactions...

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'