Spectacle Supporters Pillows

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Ta Da!...

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Football supporters.

"Returns"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

And the die is cast!

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Football Stadium

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Flea and tick circus'

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

optician

Man on stilts in public toilet.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'