Supporter Of The Underbird Gifts

Late Sleeper.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Eat my dust!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"That's mine!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Busking during a pandemic

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Seals - Pick your own.

"Plastic?"

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

Trumpet and birds

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Jd Vance wants to visit"