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Late Sleeper.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Eat my dust!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"That's mine!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Busking during a pandemic

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Plastic?"

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"Jd Vance wants to visit"