Supporter Of Innovative Teaching Pillows

'How do you know I have a learning disability?- Maybe you have a teaching disability!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Education Plan

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I wish school was more like TV."

Looking inside the internal maze,

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'