Innovative Educator Pillows

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

Maria Montessori

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"He would just sit there the entire class, staring off into space, so I thought maybe he'd respond better to distance learning."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

Campaign for Plain English

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.